You can't special order awesome
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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