Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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