just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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