I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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