There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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