I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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