Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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