like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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