Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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