yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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