doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
My feet surprised me
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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