The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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