...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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