if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
