i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
