she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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