Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
whose parrot is this?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I'm having to shit out rocks
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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