This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
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Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize
