i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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