I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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