I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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