Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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