Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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