Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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