Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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