It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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