i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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