Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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