GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
