why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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