Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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