Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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