You made me cry and you don't even care
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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