Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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