D3 body, D1 cock
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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