Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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