Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
