jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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