I'm so fucking centered right now
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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