Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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