I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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