you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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