chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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