i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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