why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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