He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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