New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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