You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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