Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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