Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Just pee around me
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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