I think im going to throw up on grandma
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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