You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Randomize
