Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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