i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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