the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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