She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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