Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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